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| Name: | G-shizzle |
| Where are you from: | DC |
| Comments: | I wish there was a white castle near by to try this out. Man you are my hero! The ring was a lil much but you have balls man. Keep up the good work and maybe one day we can disband this "holiday." |
| February 2, 2007 13:59:50 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Will Southerland |
| Where are you from: | Indy "GO COLTS" |
| Comments: | You got brass balls the size of bowling balls. My wife would of just not eaten and been miserable.....Of course that would save me the Tiffany Ring too..damn good idea! |
| February 2, 2007 00:33:53 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Mr. Strat |
| Where are you from: | Brown, RI |
| Comments: | OMG!!! 4 cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET COKE!!!!! :fatfuck: :zombie: |
| February 1, 2007 21:53:45 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Cristina |
| Where are you from: | NYC |
| Comments: | It's really fucked up of you guys to talk shit about his wife... FUCK that's his WIFE.. you people prob are lonely pathetic losers.. I think she's really pretty and obvi really cool to not punch you for doing that lol that was fucking hilarious- I hope she gets her revenge! =) |
| April 20, 2006 06:20:20 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Aaron M. Brown |
| Where are you from: | 6 Daremy Ct, Goochburg, NY |
| Comments: | I agree with Mr. Ass. The guys from Buttland know their stuff. You can stick in my pooper any time. |
| March 10, 2006 05:06:52 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | michelle |
| Where are you from: | Denver, Co |
| Comments: | The fact that she can laugh about it make her the coolest chick ever. I know quite a few girls that cry if the wine that you ordered didnt cost more than $400. If she can take what you dish out, you guys were meant to be together forever!!! And for all the dumb fucks out there that dont understand why she ate 4 burgers.... maybe you should hit a white castle some day. They are small little things. Im 105 pounds and I can scarf down about 10 burgers, 2 large fries, and a diet coke. So shut the fuck up assholes...and let the girl eat what she wants!! |
| March 2, 2006 20:35:59 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | mc |
| Where are you from: | nyc |
| Comments: | so awesome wonder what she told all her friends man, i am gonna steal your idea and do that next year. minus the tiff ring |
| March 1, 2006 00:59:49 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | jRad |
| Where are you from: | metropolis,il |
| Comments: | I bet someone slept on the couch, or is still sleeping on the couch. |
| February 26, 2006 19:28:33 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ben |
| Where are you from: | Guelph, Canada |
| Comments: | I wish I were half the man you are. |
| February 25, 2006 07:17:28 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | sam |
| Where are you from: | california |
| Comments: | this chick should NOT be going to fast food places. maybe la fitness or jeeny craig. i hate fat chicks |
| February 25, 2006 01:44:15 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | monica |
| Where are you from: | new york |
| Comments: | that was fucked up! what was in her mouth when she was lauphing it looked delisioso!! yummmy!! don't forget the large fries!! |
| February 24, 2006 20:27:16 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | hahahaha |
| Where are you from: | Dakota |
| Comments: | what size was the yankee shirt XXXXL |
| February 24, 2006 12:53:31 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Joshua |
| Where are you from: | Greenville, SC |
| Comments: | Nice, this is a total classic. |
| February 24, 2006 08:35:52 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Nicki |
| Where are you from: | Victoria Canada |
| Comments: | aaaawwee poor girl! does she know this is on the net? |
| February 24, 2006 00:09:46 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Little Man With Dolls |
| Where are you from: | Earth |
| Comments: | Very FUCKIN funny! A 10, no, make that a 9.9, a ten wouldve been if you hired a LIMO to get you both there, wait........think about it........yeah, THAT would be a 10. A fine, fine job anyway. Loren is a great sport, a very sweet and lovely woman. Next year............subway sandwiches ON the subway? |
| February 24, 2006 00:02:20 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Matt |
| Where are you from: | Los Angeles |
| Comments: | Kudos, man... Classic. |
| February 23, 2006 19:58:10 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | William Eric "SAW" Bellew |
| Where are you from: | Maysville, KY |
| Comments: | That was pretty good. By any chance did you get to stick it in her pooper? Nothing like sticking it in a girls butthole after white castle. She is pretty hot...haha, im sorry man, I had to throw that in there.. No, Seriously man, I am writing you to tell you on behalf of the male sex population fraternity everywhere you gotta do this girl in the poop shoot and leave. DO NOT GIVE THIS MAMMOTH A RING! Well, unless she will let you push her shit in..you know, anal penetration.. She is the type of girl who has a model's attitude and...well... is ugly as shit. And Im willing to bet she won't let you pound in her feces...you know.. through the anus. Well man, good luck but please... re-think this little dilemna you have gotten yourself into, unless it is into her diareaha hole... you know when your stickin it in the butt. DO NOT MARRY HER...................................unless of course she promises to have her mouth sown shut, lose about 75 pounds, have reconstuctive surgery on he |
| February 23, 2006 15:58:06 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Johnny Ass |
| Where are you from: | Buttland |
| Comments: | Ha you pork cows. She must have eaten more sandwiches than you. |
| February 23, 2006 15:51:07 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | DCampbell |
| Where are you from: | New Haven, CT |
| Comments: | Dude, you're lucky she didnt take your head off before you gave her the ring. My girl gets pissed if i buy her anything for V-day. She hates it. One of a knid, huh? We'll start the bidding at 10,000 dollars |
| February 23, 2006 15:49:22 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Matty M |
| Where are you from: | central conn. |
| Comments: | that is the funniest fucking thing i have heard of in a long time, "Castillo Bianco" absolute genius, I love how that cow washed down 4 chesseburgers, 5 chicken thingys and a large fry with a diet coke, yea that will balance right out. HIT A GODDAMN TREADMILL |
| February 23, 2006 15:24:40 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Sam G |
| Where are you from: | Jackson, MS |
| Comments: | thats the funniest shit ive ever seen! man she must REALLY love you to put up with shit like that! thats freakin hilarious! the giggle fit is my favorite! i bout shit myself laughing so hard! AWESOME dude! |
| February 23, 2006 15:16:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jada Shelby |
| Where are you from: | Indianapolis |
| Comments: | Your Wife is the BEST - she has a wonderful sense of humor. This was neat - and I'm glad you manned up and gave her a real gift afterward. I hope you two are together to humilate on another for years to come. |
| February 23, 2006 13:56:54 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Anon |
| Where are you from: | Arlington, TX |
| Comments: | This may be the most stupid site I've ever visited. Thank you for wasting a minute of my life! |
| February 23, 2006 13:29:01 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Flex |
| Where are you from: | Currently living in Japan |
| Comments: | I'm living in Japan now and Valentine's Day here is celebrated by the girls giving you presents. It's not Japanese custom for men to do things for their girlfriends. I think I'll continue to keep this tradition when I return to the States. |
| February 23, 2006 13:28:29 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ken |
| Where are you from: | Baltimore |
| Comments: | Funny! But did you get lucky? That's the only reason that men put up with V-Day. BTW Jen from Balt. - We have WCs. I'd offer to take you there but who knows if you're worthy. Maybe we could start with dinner at Pollack Johnny's |
| February 23, 2006 12:39:07 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | John |
| Where are you from: | New York |
| Comments: | This was so cruel. I don't understand what's so funny about humiliating your wife like this? Here she was expecting a wonderful night out and you make a fool of her. Poor thing. You owe her a cruise for this! |
| February 23, 2006 11:38:46 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ben |
| Where are you from: | France |
| Comments: | Next year you can take her to Chez Ronald. |
| February 23, 2006 09:23:04 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | joe o |
| Where are you from: | Hampton, VA |
| Comments: | Dude, you're my hero! |
| February 23, 2006 07:14:54 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | haha |
| Where are you from: | Pittsburgh |
| Comments: | 8 cheeseburgers... that fat PIG needs some slimfast. |
| February 23, 2006 06:36:44 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | audrie |
| Where are you from: | tennessee |
| Comments: | theirs another couple wiht a reserved table |
| February 23, 2006 06:15:09 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Paul |
| Where are you from: | CA |
| Comments: | Wow, good work I wouldn't of had the balls to try that. Smart move with the ring. All you haters out there are just lonely. |
| February 23, 2006 05:33:47 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dayna |
| Where are you from: | Winnipeg, MB, Canada |
| Comments: | This is funny. I laughed my ass off when I watched it, and just thinking of it makes me laugh. |
| February 23, 2006 04:59:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Chubaca |
| Where are you from: | Your Mom's Box |
| Comments: | Absolutely Fucking Hilarious!!! That's some real creative shit right there... and by the way, for you stupid mother fuckers out there that have to talk shit and say nasty things about this couple, you should just die right now, kill yourselves, get in the coffin, i'm sure you fuckers are no prizes yourself... bunch of tools |
| February 23, 2006 04:50:02 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jabba Jimi |
| Where are you from: | A van, down by the river. |
| Comments: | Waaaah Waaaaah! I didn't have to cook or pay for dinner. Waaaaaah! |
| February 23, 2006 04:08:37 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | CARLOYN |
| Where are you from: | MI |
| Comments: | HEY I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT, ISNT IT THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, IT SHOULDNT MATTER IF IT IS THE RITZ OR WC , EITHER WAY SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY , AFTER ALL U WERE TOGETHER. AN THAT IS WHAT COUNTS, GRIN, BARE IT AN BE HAPPY, LIFE IS TO SHORT. ENJOY , TAKE HER TO MICKEY D'S NEXT YEAR. I WOULD HAVE LOVED IT , I DIDNT GET ANYTHING AN WENT NO WERE YOU SEE MINE IS DOWN SICK AN UNABLE. WC WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT........... MY OLD HANG OUT LOL |
| February 23, 2006 03:05:05 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | garrit |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | ashton I meant you. assssssssss sorry other guy |
| February 23, 2006 02:51:14 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | garrit |
| Where are you from: | sac town |
| Comments: | Rellikmit, is the gayist fucker I've seen all day. nice question ass. p.s. lmfao |
| February 23, 2006 02:49:33 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | garrit |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | |
| February 23, 2006 02:48:38 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Robert |
| Where are you from: | Detroit |
| Comments: | That was the best joke i've seen in a while. Good thing she has a great sense of humor, you ruined it with the ring though... |
| February 23, 2006 01:51:16 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | amanwhoknowswomen |
| Where are you from: | Northern CA |
| Comments: | Dude, your wife's fat, a bitch, and ugly. Buck up man, get some nads and dump her. |
| February 23, 2006 01:36:36 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Vicrum |
| Where are you from: | Nebraska |
| Comments: | Haha nice work man. Totally agree with you on the whole V Day thing |
| February 23, 2006 01:14:23 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Kev |
| Where are you from: | Boston |
| Comments: | HAHAHA...that was hilarious. I can not believe she puts up with you though, most girls would have like left or totally flipped out. And by giving her that ring I'm sure it made up for it. hilarious idea |
| February 23, 2006 00:29:38 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Rellikmit |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Dude, you gave HER a tiffany ring? Why? You must be fat too. |
| February 23, 2006 00:21:51 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | ashton |
| Where are you from: | monmouth, il |
| Comments: | so wheres a picture of the ring... come on.... thats all we care about |
| February 23, 2006 00:08:15 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | CRISSY |
| Where are you from: | WEST VIRGINIA |
| Comments: | DUDE THAT WAS PRICELESS...CONGRATS |
| February 22, 2006 23:57:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | CRISSY |
| Where are you from: | WEST VIRGINIA |
| Comments: | DUDE THAT WAS PRICELESS...CONGRATS MONICA |
| February 22, 2006 23:57:05 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jessica |
| Where are you from: | Baltimore |
| Comments: | This is cute. We don't have a white castle here in Baltimore...I wish you could send me some! ;0) |
| February 22, 2006 23:39:37 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ryan |
| Where are you from: | Indiana |
| Comments: | Wow. That was great and horrible at the same time. Great job to both of you. |
| February 22, 2006 23:05:20 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Kari |
| Where are you from: | Wisconsin |
| Comments: | Sounds like my fiancee. But (and I know other chicks will disagree with me) I also think Valentine's Day is dumb. I mean, it's just another day. But, I guess I'm lucky...I get spoiled every day. |
| February 22, 2006 22:40:57 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | C. Welter |
| Where are you from: | Michigan |
| Comments: | I'd have to give major props for the Italian translation research to make it sound like you were going to some fancy Italian restaurant when you were just going to White Castle! |
| February 22, 2006 22:23:24 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Steven |
| Where are you from: | Illinois |
| Comments: | Fantastic Job man!!!! That was hilarious. I am glad that your lady is such a good sport, that is nice to have. All I have left to say is GENIUS! GENIUS! GENIUS!!! |
| February 22, 2006 22:00:15 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | The luckiest guy ever |
| Where are you from: | Minnesota |
| Comments: | Way to hold it down! I'm totally in agreement with you about V-Day! I told my gf that we would stay in and i would make dinner for her. Banquet TV dinner=$1, Ramen Noodle side=$0.10, Popsicle Dessert=$.50, I told her all she got me was a card, she is lucky i went to the effort of heating up her chicken nuggets! Outstanding man, you are my hero! |
| February 22, 2006 21:42:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dave |
| Where are you from: | Jersey |
| Comments: | White Castle?!?! WTF is wrong with you. I'm suprised your girl stuck around....your supposes to show a little class on V-day, not take your chic to a stoner hangout for some shitty greasy burgers. |
| February 22, 2006 21:20:35 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jeff |
| Where are you from: | MPLS |
| Comments: | She should dump your ass, what a fucking jerk |
| February 22, 2006 21:13:05 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | invy |
| Where are you from: | ma |
| Comments: | Why would you get rid of your xm radio? Opie and Anthony XM 202....you won't be dissapointed |
| February 22, 2006 21:10:44 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | RJ |
| Where are you from: | Florida |
| Comments: | I took my girl to the waffle house. Sh fucking hated it and still gives me shit about it. oh yeah that was 1994! lol White Castle is classic |
| February 22, 2006 20:41:25 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Cpl. Cole |
| Where are you from: | U.S. Army |
| Comments: | thats one of the funniest things i've ever heard.... |
| February 22, 2006 20:40:54 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Larry |
| Where are you from: | Texas |
| Comments: | Great idea... I wonder if it works for anniversaries. |
| February 22, 2006 20:12:00 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Nuala'sMom |
| Where are you from: | SlcikDeals.net |
| Comments: | Loren is a great sport. Nice set-up, good execution. Whatta ya gonna do next year to top this? |
| February 22, 2006 19:38:08 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | zip zap |
| Where are you from: | Schenectady, NY |
| Comments: | funny shit dude |
| February 22, 2006 19:02:51 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | alice brown |
| Where are you from: | ny |
| Comments: | looks like fun to me! |
| February 22, 2006 18:36:01 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ryne |
| Where are you from: | NIU |
| Comments: | Great idea man, gotta love the trickery. |
| February 22, 2006 18:28:15 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Wadda dork and pig couple. |
| February 22, 2006 17:58:34 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Ryan |
| Where are you from: | Toronto, ON, Canada |
| Comments: | Brilliant! The multiple layers of the situation itself is priceless. Haha! |
| February 22, 2006 16:54:52 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Danielle |
| Where are you from: | Columbus,Ohio |
| Comments: | I am the better half to Rob, the Limo ride was great, dinner was good also,we love the WC lounge though and he did cover himself with a real gift, I received a digital camera.I totally agree that it is not a real holiday but I am gratefully that after 15yrs,3 children we can still have fun together. |
| February 22, 2006 16:26:57 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Champ |
| Where are you from: | the village of life |
| Comments: | ladies are way too greedy. if she's going to be such a bitch and expect you to pay money instead of showing her love, let her go back to her place so she can eat a gallon of icecream and get fat. buying her a ring allowed her to continue her dominance over you. if only there was a WC near my little abode, the lady would have eaten there. |
| February 22, 2006 15:49:35 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Rob |
| Where are you from: | Columbus, OH (where the WC Lounge is headqurtered) |
| Comments: | Nice work! I also took my better half to the WC Lounge for V Day - I went to the extra expense of having a limo pick us up and take us. And yes, I also had a "real" gift for her to insure my survival. |
| February 22, 2006 15:30:48 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Kristen |
| Where are you from: | Tennessee |
| Comments: | Loren was a really good sport! That's hilarious, and good for her! Good job with the ring too, she deserved it!! |
| February 22, 2006 15:30:39 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jes |
| Where are you from: | Baton Rouge |
| Comments: | Yay Loren for being such a good sport |
| February 22, 2006 15:24:22 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Tracy |
| Where are you from: | Spring Valley Representin' (work) |
| Comments: | This was great...I m telling you loved the idea from beginning...It was classic just seeing her reaction....I cant believe that you got hit so many times.... |
| February 22, 2006 15:17:26 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Lise |
| Where are you from: | Powell, Ohio |
| Comments: | Even though I don't like the food, I took my husband as a surprise - I thought it was a great marketing idea by the company. It was cheap and fun. He loves Chateau Blanc, so it was perfect. Our restaurant was almost completely booked so we weren't the only ones! |
| February 22, 2006 14:12:54 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Jon |
| Where are you from: | Illinois |
| Comments: | I couldn't help but laugh while watching this. Loren is a really good sport |
| February 22, 2006 09:58:31 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | anon |
| Where are you from: | New city, ny |
| Comments: | your wife works at clarkstown north. |
| February 22, 2006 07:50:33 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Chad |
| Where are you from: | Illinois |
| Comments: | Funny shit but my Fave day is comming up on March 20 Steak and Blow Job day |
| February 22, 2006 06:34:30 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Dan |
| Where are you from: | |
| Comments: | Damn right valentine's day isn't a real holiday. Why should there be a day when men are required to do something nice for women? I thought the point of a gift was in the thought, and V-day clearly takes the thought out of it by making it a necessity. |
| February 22, 2006 06:26:58 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Casey |
| Where are you from: | Cleveland |
| Comments: | thats the funniest damn thing ever |
| February 22, 2006 06:08:24 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | random dude from jersey |
| Where are you from: | from jersey jackass |
| Comments: | I think you may have become my hero. This is brilliant and in a weird way is true love. Well played good sir! |
| February 22, 2006 05:56:33 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Alexis |
| Where are you from: | Work |
| Comments: | CLASSIC! |
| February 20, 2006 19:41:32 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Carmela Laredo |
| Where are you from: | Westport |
| Comments: | Forgot to tell you... Your nails looked great! |
| February 19, 2006 17:05:37 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Rothwell |
| Where are you from: | Seattle, WA...by way of Westchester Co., NY...and Plattsburgh |
| Comments: | Mark, my boy, you have outdone yourself this time. I only wish that I was your wife and could be treated so well. Lauren, you're a lucky woman. Hope you two are doing well. Miss ya guys. |
| February 18, 2006 19:46:55 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Cambria |
| Where are you from: | PhotoshopContest.com |
| Comments: | FUNNY!!!! She's a GREAT sport! She EARNED that ring! |
| February 18, 2006 19:01:39 (GMT Time) |
| Name: | Carmela Laredo |
| Where are you from: | Westport |
| Comments: | I loved it! Your main picture is great. Glad you got your ring, you deserved it. You really were a good sport. |
| February 18, 2006 16:01:09 (GMT Time) |